Rearranging John Denver Again

I want to be singing "Leaving on a jet plane" but instead feel like rearranging the song to "Sitting in the airport".  We flew out of Kenai at 5:00pm and I must say that is the way to get to Anchorage.  What is a terribly long, uneventful 4 - 5 hour drive was done in 30 minutes - woohoo!  Unfortunately today that just means we have time to sit in the airport waiting for our flight to leave at 12:30 tonight.  We'll arrive in Seattle at 4:45 in the morning, but won't catch our next plane to St. Louis until 11:15.  We looked at all the flight combinations and this was the very best we could find so we took it, but we'll be looking for creative ways to entertain ourselves in the airport.  I thought of my B lunch friends as I did my part to stretch time by taking a good 15 minutes to pick out all the white lettuce from my salad in the airport restaurant.  I also killed some more time by making paper hats with my napkin and dressed up my ketchup bottle.  Mike decided at that point it was time to leave before I could come up with any other creative ways to entertain myself so I was unable to create any other attire for my now fashion-forward ketchup bottle.  I may be developing a back-up career option for me.  If people will buy decorative covers for rolls of toilet paper, why not buy a few items to allow your condiments to feel a little special?